Tiger Woods

[z head]

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

[dario]

That lot were bloody funny!

Dario

[z head]

Apparently, the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said, “I don’t know exactly, but put me down for a 5.”

[pvr]

Well, she obviously doesn't give him wood anymore ...

[z head]

If you made it to work this morning, you have earned the right to say
"I can out drive Tiger Woods."

[NeRo]

What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal?
They’ve both been clubbed by a Norwegian.

What do Tiger and the Beatles have in common?
They both experienced a hit with Norwegian Wood.

First words spoken to the paramedics by Tiger:
Who are you? And what are all these trees doing in my living room?

Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday?
To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

The Tiger Woods “I Did It For Love” Mashup

[dario]

Tiger is feeling not quite as "rough" today.

[pvr]

Now we know why Tigers are endangered species.

[NeRo]

Help Tiger escape his angry wife by guiding his Escalade through the obstacles.Hit too many and she'll catch up with you!!!

Tiger Hunting

[z head]

The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your father say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.