Elves

tnook · Post by **tnook** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:10 am

What did the elf take to grow taller?

... elf-raising flour!

Roaders · Post by **Roaders** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:23 am

Oh dear...

pvr · Post by **pvr** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:01 am

Yes ... oh dear indeed

Go back to changing your brakes

- or have you been sniffing burning brake fluid again?

NeRo · Post by **NeRo** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:01 pm

That joke should be reported to 'elf & Safety

Roaders · Post by **Roaders** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:03 pm

... and it gets worse!

tnook · Post by **tnook** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:12 pm

Plenty more in reserve

z head · Post by **z head** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:08 am

Was the flour on prescription?

That would be the National Elf Service then.

tnook · Post by **tnook** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:18 am

z head wrote:Was the flour on prescription?

That would be the National Elf Service then.

excellent.

z head · Post by **z head** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:20 am

Did he want to be taller because he had

Low elf esteem??

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