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Elves
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:10 am
by tnook
What did the elf take to grow taller?
... elf-raising flour!

Re: Elves
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:23 am
by Roaders
Oh dear...
Re: Elves
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:01 am
by pvr
Yes ... oh dear indeed
Go back to changing your brakes

- or have you been sniffing burning brake fluid again?

Re: Elves
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:01 pm
by NeRo
That joke should be reported to 'elf & Safety

Re: Elves
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:03 pm
by Roaders
... and it gets worse!
Re: Elves
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:12 pm
by tnook
Plenty more in reserve

Re: Elves
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:08 am
by z head
Was the flour on prescription?
That would be the National Elf Service then.

Re: Elves
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:18 am
by tnook
z head wrote:Was the flour on prescription?
That would be the National Elf Service then.

excellent.

Re: Elves
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:20 am
by z head
Did he want to be taller because he had
Low elf esteem??
